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Time Gal Sega CD, 1993 Developer: Taito/Wolf Team Publisher: Taito Some time ago, I purchased a box of 25 unidentified Sega CD games from a seller on eBay. The games were in questionable condition, but the price was right ($30 for the whole bunch), and I was eager to put my recently acquired Sega CDX to the […]
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Steep Slope Sliders Sega Saturn, 1997 Developer: Cave Publishers: Sega/Victor Note: This article in no way relates to the arcade version of Steep Slope Sliders for the Sega ST-V arcade system. If this in any way concerns you, consider yourself warned. Commensurate with the mainstream acceptance of snowboarding as a legitimate sport, the “snowboarding game” really came […]
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Chō Jikū Yōsai Macross: Ai Oboete Imasu ka Sega Saturn, 1997 Developers: Sega/Bandai Visual Publisher: Bandai Note: The videos in this article contain spoilers for 30-year-old anime and 18-year-old space shooter. If that’s the type of thing your sensitive about, consider yourself warned. Macross: Do You Remember Love is one of the first animes I can recall watching. Released in 1984, […]
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As 2014 draws to a close, I’d like to wish all of you the best in the coming year – time to let go of all of the past year’s bad juju and move on with our lives. In 2015, may your enemies know the depth of your mercy, and may your family and friends know […]
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Briefly sat down with In the Hunt last night. My Mom was right – these games would destroy my eyes. I’m terrible at shooters, but I’m pretty sure games like this are why I wear glasses now. If I’m not mistaken, this game shares common creators with the Metal Slug franchise – it’s unquestionable that they both share […]
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Last Bronx Sega Saturn, 1997 Developer: AM3 Publisher: Sega Recently I acquired a handful of Saturn imports, one of which was Sega’s Last Bronx. An early attempt at bringing the weapons-based fighter into the third dimension, Last Bronx is a game that is oft-forgotten by Western audiences. While it lacks the luster and epic scale of […]
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In which Dolphin attains a modicum of fame. Intro – Part 1 – Part 2 – Part 3 So Dolphin dropped a match. No big deal. You don’t set the Canadian record in beanballs taken without learning a thing or two about suffering. Dolphin is used to physical abuse, and the way he views it, […]
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In which Dolphin undergoes new employee orientation. Intro – Part 1 – Part 2 Improbably, Dolphin has won his first match. Since there are no other discernible options, and Dolphin can’t read Japanese, ON TO THE SECOND MATCH. Labor relations sure work differently in Japan. It appears Dolphin’s second opponent will be his boss, Giant Baba. As this […]
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PART THE SECOND: In which our intrepid hero finds no practical use for his decaying infielding skills. The first and second posts in this series will undoubtedly increase your enjoyment of this installment. Now that he’s successfully completed his mandatory new hire processing and and picked out some sweet threads, it’s time for Dolphin to step into […]
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PART THE FIRST: In which we start an aging shortstop down the path towards championship gold. If you haven’t already checked it out, take a look at the first post in this series. No sense in delaying thiokngs; let’s get right to it. The quest for the Triple Crown Championship starts now, and I’m already 17 years […]
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