Introduction – Match 1 – Match 2 – Match 3 – Match 4 – Match 5
Match 6 – Match 7 – Match 8 – Match 9 – Match 10 – Match 11
Match 12 – Match 13 – Match 14 – Match 15 – Match 16
Match 17 – Match 18 – Match 19 – Match 20 – Match 21
Match 22 – Match 23 – Match 24
TONIGHT – The bios are done, and all that’s left is BLOODSHED! We proudly present to you a double dose of DEATH and DESTRUCTION as we inch ever closer to the finals!
QUARTERFINAL 1: GIGANT BORGART v. BLOOD LOVE
GIGANT BORGART
- Nickname: The Mad Express
- FPWR Profile: “Tramples rivals like a runaway train.”
- Billed Height/Weight: 6’3″/331 lbs.
- A/K/A: Giant Bernard, Prince Albert, Albert, A-Train, Tensai
- Victims: Mascara Eagle 2, Giant Rozhmov
Gigant Borgart, former body piercing enthusiast and hip hop hippo, has made quite an impression in the Briefcase Cup. There’s no question that this international superstar was BIG IN JAPAN. Don’t believe us? Just look at his list of victims: he convincingly defeated FPWR‘s unlicensed versions of Alberto Del Rio and André the Giant. The “Mad Express” has no intention of stopping tonight: it’s scheduled to run straight through to the semis.
BLOOD LOVE
- Nickname: Blood Venom
- FPWR Profile: “Hero of Canada.”
- Billed Height/Weight: 6’/243 lbs.
- A/K/A: “The Excellence of Execution” Bret Hart
- Victims: Smasher Gigas, British Azteca
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f anybody can derail Borgart’s train, it’s Blood Love. A former WWF and WCW champion, he’s often referred to as “the best there ever will be.” A mat wrestling genius, he should have more than enough scientifc skill to match against Borgart’s brawn. While he’s giving up nearly 90 pounds to his opponent, Blood has no problem felling giants: he excellently executed the much larger Smasher Gigas in Round 1. We should have a real pier 2 brawl on our hands here, folks!
QUARTERFINALING GO!
This was just like the director’s cut of David and Goliath. The one where the sling breaks, Goliath throws David into the barbed wire landmines, and we learn no moral lessons whatsoever. Gigant Borgart becomes a legit legend killer as he delivers a biblical beatdown to Blood Love with a Hawaiian Smasher (which looks a lot like an F5) at 13:02!
QUARTERFINAL 2: STEEL JAMES v. DYNAMIC KID
STEEL JAMES
- Nickname: Dr. Cruelty
- FPWR Profile: “He’s the most feared rival in the States.”
- Billed Height/Weight: 6’2″/271 lbs.
- A/K/A: “Dr. Death” Steve Williams
- Victims: Andy Spirals, Deucy James
At this point, we’re pretty sure this man is not a doctor. In fact, he brutally murdered his last two patients, FPWR‘s cut rate versions of AJ Styles and Petey Williams. If he takes out one more cruiserweight, he might classify as a serial killer. I guess that’s to be expected from a man that was part of a team called the Miracle Violence Connection. Nurse, we need 50ccs of MAYHEM. STAT.
DYNAMIC KID
- Nickname: Mad Bomber
- FPWR Profile: “Overwhelms opponents with his small body.”
- Billed Height/Weight: 5’10″/231 lbs.
- A/K/A: The Dynamite Kid
- Victims: Curry Mask, Jorsh Hornet
It doesn’t matter if you’re an MMA legend or a… uhh… curry person, Dynamic Kid brings the explosive offense all the same. Dynamic packs a lot of energy into that compact frame of his, and matches up well with just about any opponent. He’s already wrestled a five-star classic against Curry Mask/Curry Man and defeated Jorsh Hornet/Josh Barnett in a brutal slugfest. Whatever tools Dr. Cruelty brings to the operating table tonight, Dynamic has shown us that he’s ready to respond in kind.
QUARTERFINALING GO!
Call the FBI. We’ve got a maniac in a red singlet systematically targeting white males under 235 pounds. Steel James takes a beating (and a headbutt to the pills), but buries Dynamic Kid at 11:06 with an avalanche hold.